clopen

clopen: an open sign that is kept on after the business has closed for the day. Generally, this is an indication that the business is desperate and has no regard for customers.

Is the mexican restaurant open at this hour? No, it's clopen.

by CogNito April 23, 2009

clopper

Noun. A drunken female, screeching and cackling along the street with high heels scraping the pavement. Best spotted at the point of emerging a pub or club with other like-minded females. Strangely attractive to drunk males. Painfully repellant to any sober persons.

What is that god-awful noise? Oh, its just a clopper.

by AntonyB August 28, 2006

clopen

When you go in to work for the OPENING shift; having a select amount if time to preform the neccessary tasks required to open for business & be able to serve the customers... only to find that when you arrive for work, the Person or Persons who CLOSED the business the previous night did Not complete their tasks; therefore leaving the Person in the Opening position having to scramble to do Both the Closing AND the opening duties in the same selected amount of time as it would normally take to do just the Opening duties. (This term could refer to Any form of business but is Primarily used to refer to a Restaurant)

Open Close Time frame Scramble Restaurant Hustle "it was a rough morning; Stacy didn't finish her work last night so I had to Clopen"......"I'll have to really hustle this morning. The Tables are filthy and I still have to make the gravy. If I knew I was going to have to Clopen, I would have come to work earlier this morning"

by 1 Kool Nana June 5, 2010

Chopsocky

Actually chopsocky is a darts term deriving from the phrase "chops oche"
meaning to stand with one's foot over the official throwing line in order to get closer to the board

He'd be a champion player but he keeps getting disqualified cos he chopsocky

by Wingnut October 23, 2003

Clopsin’

Clopsin’ stems from the word Cyclops e.g. the guy with laser eyes in the X men, is when someone is giving you the eye/ checking you out/ staring at you hard with predatory intensity.

That guy was clopsin’ you hard!

by Scw_2018 April 2, 2018

clopshiki

some type of poo, may be round ORRR diarrhoea. Maybe be even square!! Its a polish word that people say. May be used as having the food meatballs.

Person 1: OH I THINK IM HAVING CLOPSHIKI AGAIN, I CANT HANG OUT WITH YOU SORRY MATE!
Person 2: OH FRICKKKK GET TO THE BATHROOM NOWWWW

by mycatishawt February 14, 2021

clopsy

A clopsy is one who enjoys ranch, hotcakes , and people from Wisconsin, Montana, and Tennessee. Often a clopsy will grow up and evolve to a woxy

Tom is suuuuch a clopsy

by Shane briggs February 2, 2021