clam bitch

a person who keeps contained and quiet, also keeps things to themselves.

and once they decide to open up and talk... all they do is be a bitch

thus clam bitch
guy 1: dude i havent heard chelsea say anything in months

guy 2: yeah i know bro, shes a clam bitch. one minute shes quiet the next shes a bitch
by chex March 17, 2008
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calm clams

calm clams: a phrase used while under the influence of marijuana meaning that everything's okay.
"Dude i think that guy saw us smoking that pot"
"Nah dude relax! Were calm clams man!"
"Calm clams!"
by french chocolate. August 01, 2009
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clam drum

"Next time he asks you if you play the skinflute, say 'No I bang on the Clam Drum' duh!"
by Söy May 12, 2005
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Bearded Clam

When a girl's vagina is hairy as fuck and the hairs are long enough to look like a clam with a huge beard.
Teacher- Bobby, why don't you come over to my desk? I need to talk to you.

Bobby- ew fuck no, you have a bearded clam that probably smells like wizard cock...
by KLynne February 14, 2014
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clam-shell

The female version of batwings

When the two vaginal lips are stuck to each leg and spread open like a clam shell
"dude check out that clam-shell on the chick over there."

"Ugh... Veronica, I can't where short skirts in this heat, I might get a clam-shell."
by ryanWILL January 05, 2012
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busting clams

To have sex with one or more virgin girls.
I was bored, so I went out busting clams.
by Jon Ace September 30, 2007
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clam digging

The visual image of a woman's underwear or pants riding up into her vagina.
she's wearing clam digging pants
by tonywashere March 20, 2011
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