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Choke Norris

Opposite of a bad ass. To have an alter ego of perhaps even greater infamy than Rip the Jacker.
by reechurd September 12, 2015
mugGet the Choke Norrismug.

cherry choke

When someone puts a gag in your mouth and cherry in you asshole.
Man I got cherry choked so good last night, that I think I'm growing a cherry tree out my ass.

Daniel tried to cherry choke me and I said, "HELL NO!"
by Chris Cring"lol" October 6, 2017
mugGet the cherry chokemug.

Noob Choke

Bottling a game at the last possible moment as a consequence of being a newbie in the game and lacking the skills or levelheadedness to follow through.
A friend, let's call him Wout, has never won a game of bowling before. After leading the game since the start, he noob chokes during his final throws, resulting in a loss.
by Toinboer February 13, 2024
mugGet the Noob Chokemug.

Choke

The Parramatta eels have never won a premiership because they always choke
by Jonathan Thurston August 16, 2021
mugGet the Chokemug.

choked 9

when you’re so pissed, but you’re not fully pissed so you’re 9/10 pissed meaning you’re choked 9
Fuck bro I wanted to fuck her but she said I stunk so now I’m fucking choked 9
by Jewfrokid March 7, 2019
mugGet the choked 9mug.

Choking

What Lamar Jackson did in the 2024 AFC Championship game after going 13-3 in the regular season.
Lamar was choking in a big playoff game like always.
by Chiefs Fans January 28, 2024
mugGet the Chokingmug.

choke

when your ass eats too much while wheezing and chokes on their damn food
human (or alien): THAT WAS HILARIOUS IM CHOKINGON MY DINO NUGGETS

human (or alien again): IM GONNA CHOKE PLSS
by reaa! November 27, 2020
mugGet the chokemug.

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