chakirkophobia

an completely rational, extreme and life-threatening fear of Charlie Kirk. Around 42% of the world's population has been diagnosed with this phobia, and less than 2% have managed to make it through exposure therapy.

"Woah, man! Did you see this video? This guy got absolutely cooked!"

"AAAAAHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT?! MY HEART IS RACING AND MY HANDS ARE CLAMMING AND I AM LITERALLY PISSING MYSELF! DEAR GOD, WHAT IS THAT UNGODLY CREATURE?! AM I DYING?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG TO HAVE BEEN FORCED TO LOOK UPON A GHASTLY HARBINGER OF HELL?!"

"Hey! Chill out, man! I think you have Chakirkophobia!"

by P R N C S S L H G July 4, 2025

Chasing Shadows

Dwelling on bad memories.

"I can't stop thinking about what happened to me as a kid. I keep chasing shadows."

by Chrimson85 July 4, 2025

Chalking

When you're talking to a girl trying to hook up. This was a word used in the late 80's to early 90's in Tanpa mainly in the West Tanpa area

Look at Arenie chalking on that girl thinking he's gonna hook up.

by LiL Pluto August 24, 2025

chankings

The imminent threat of a liquid bowel movement.

I had Taco Bell about an hour ago, I feel the chankings coming on.

by Pickle Ron October 2, 2025

Chasing the cheese

Basically chasing the money or getting money

The weekend just ended and im already chasing the cheese!

by Cobson The Great October 29, 2025

steeple chasing

performing sexual activity

the girl was steeple chasing with her boyfriend when her dad walked in.

by huricane katrina September 3, 2006

sassy chassis

Noun. Vagina, esp. when "cleaned up." See also chassis.

"I'm going to the beach this weekend so I need to get my sassy chassis waxed."

by StacyK76 June 26, 2008