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Carrot

I do love me a carrot”
by ATS412 August 14, 2022
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crazy carrot

A common word for describing extremely based Discord server moderators.
Person 1: So I joined the server and the mod is such a crazy carrot
Person 2: I felt that bro
by Niltrix June 1, 2022
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Carrot position

A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.
Guy: Hey imma gunn a beat chu up!
Person: Oh snap! *Goes into Carrot position*
Guy: ... What?
by StrawberryRedd September 11, 2012
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Carrot Snapper

The way a man's boner gets twisted until it snaps, or fucking breaks idk
His girlfriend did the carrot Snapper, I don't get paid.
by colatheproto May 2, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>Your Mother Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Your Mother Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

nigga carrot

Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.

Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit
by Renew is gay February 4, 2020
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Booby Carrot

Term for a human nipple, originated from my 2 year old.
“ I see your booby carrots!” “ Your booby carrots are hanging out
by Phuckin_phil June 17, 2025
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