caked

To have caked your man pudding on an unsuspecting freshman's back on your basement futon.

Andy: Dude, I caked her back this morning.

Grant: That shit is sick. You're a pedophile.

by mikeGee March 25, 2008

Jesus cake

Something which tastes so freakin' good it must have been made by Jesus.

Tim: Wow. This food is great!

James: Yeah, I know. It must be a Jesus cake.

by am138 September 11, 2009

Cake Battered

To successfully intoxicate oneself with alcohol to the point of paralysis. The resulting facial expression and body positioning can only be described as an individual being beaten 1,000 times with a 10lb pasty. Finding an individual upon this state is said to be priceless.

Sunday morning, couldn't ask for more than find myself completely cake battered upon the bathroom floor.

by AFake July 26, 2010

Keister Cake

the part of a womans ass that hangs out of her home made jean shorts. the part that is the lower inside portion of the ass cheek just above the crease.

I'd love a piece of the keister cake on that thing.

She said, " can you see my Keister Cakes in these home made jean shorts".

I hope I can find someone serving up some home made Keister Cakes at the county fair.

Damn girl i didnt know you were selling Keister Cakes.

by kyljon November 29, 2009

Cake Voice

A thick voice that sounds like the speaker has recently eaten an entire cake and still has a chunk of it lodged in their throat.

I was watching The Waterboy the other day, and man does that Captain Insano have a real Cake Voice

by TheCadaver June 21, 2010

glistening cakes

a big juicy oiled up black booty

i got that ho naked and oiled her ass up. shit looked like beautiful glistening cakes

by the dchi cook August 28, 2010

Melon Cake

Melon Cake is a term used by Demi Lovato. Demi’s management team would give her watermelon cake on her birthday to keep her skinny instead of sugary real cake.

“No more melon cake” But don’t get me started on what “chocolate in the back seat” could only mean.

by Matty_B_69 August 29, 2021