JB curse

The ability to pull/flirt with/smash any girl except the girl you truly want causing your life to have meaningless encounters and relationships with several women. You must live with this curse

"she's not feeling me man, i hit it off with every other girl but she not into me like that"

" Damn you must have the JB curse bruh"

by HBK JB March 31, 2021

Bourgeois Curse

Being born with a oddly shaped round head.

-"Look at the goofy head at that guy!"
"Yes, me and my brothers were born with the Bourgeois Curse."

by 911YmereJ April 28, 2017

Doorway Curse

When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.

"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"

by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024

xfudge curse

xfudge curse is when you are unable to win the gulag in call of duty warzone the only way one could get rid of this curse is by wining the gulag somehow

person 1: shit you died try to win the gulag
person 1:oh wait he has the xfudge curse

by dvrk June 28, 2020

Curses Stack

All humans are cursed.
All curses stack.
All curses multiply.
Therefore, all curses stack and multiply for all humans.

Curses stack for all humans. This is based on how often each individual human attempts to break the Law.

All deaths are final.

Bye, fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023

bpd curse

A curse that some people with BPD suffer from which involves moving from partner to partner, continually causing pain to people through life.

Tom: Yeah man Samantha was a bad partner, she did a lot of damage to your mental health.
Mark: Yeah, she’s got the bpd curse.

by Narndo July 1, 2024

The Cursed Creature

In the game minecraft, in hardcore mode it is hard mode but if you die you lost your world, and an elytra is a pair of wings that let you fly, So, A "Cursed Creature" is what a minecraft youtuber becomes when they eventually beat hardcore, they just fly around behind their elytra machines for the rest of the series until they die, they just fly around, building machines.

xX_s1a1in_Xx: you remember dantdm? when we started his hardcore series?
xX_h1tl3r_Xx: Yeah, he's the living example of The Cursed Creature now
xX_s1a1in_Xx: I just have to agree.

by xX_N0_PR1S0N3RS_Xx January 1, 2021