The Russian Curse

Randomly finding yourself talking to multiple Russian(doesn't really matter could be Moroccon African, asian or wherever really) woman through email in attempts for them to move in with you with them resettling to a new country. These phish emails attempt to steal your identity and offer false hopes of love at first site. Not to be confused with the shini curse or the white mans burden.

Dude have you guys seen those Russian fight videos? everybody in Russia fights for some reason. I think Russia's been rubbing off on me, I don't even drink that much anymore and in the past year I've done over a thousand dollars in damages to my house... I might have the Russian curse.

by fuckinghateme August 27, 2013

mother's curse

"May you have children who turn out just like you." Used by parents who are fed up with their kids' attitudes or behaviours.

My kid won't clean his room; it's the mother's curse come back to haunt me! I never cleaned my room either when I was a kid.

by The upstairs guy May 15, 2019

Barman's Curse

It started when I was about 19, working behind the bar at a sports centre for a Young Farmers do. I served the guy with a pint, and he said:

‘can you fit a scotch in there?’

‘Yes sure, no worries’

‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’

What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.

Turn your back on the offending pisstank and whisper your worst barman's curse into the booze

by Torbaydos July 27, 2022

Minecraft cursed

Bro what the f is this... MINECRAFT CURSED???💀💀💀💀 yeah its just a texture pack with a lot of cursed things. If u see the texture pack OH MY WHAT HTE HEK IS TIS 💀💀 AINT NO WAY BLUD AHHH GOOFY AHH TEXTURE PAC😵

Minecraft cursed

People:"using the texture" oh no

by Stepe pro December 3, 2023

the harry curse

whenever harold lewis open his mouth,doom befalls sidemen fc

you have just gave us the harry curse, now we are gonna loose

by jacko.zx10 July 26, 2021

Alexa Curse

If you hang around a girl named Alexa, she is cursed with the knowledge of being ass at basketball only making one to two shots a day. Apparently, the curse can spread to many other people, only the ones playing around her or with her will be affected the affected range is about a half-court away from people.

1.) "oh shit, you got the Alexa curse lmao"

by Mikiischill December 10, 2018

cursed banana

The cursed banana is the act of eating a banana slowly while looking into the eyes of your enemy

Mike: why are you running away from Bill?

Tom: Because he pulled the cursed banana on me!

by mr baconator March 2, 2023