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Commiserbrate

To mark an occasion that is worthy of celebrating yet also feels like you are due commiserations. Birthdays that make you far older than you want to be, or to mark the end of a relationshit sad that it's over, but glad that you're single.
We should really go out & commiserbrate your birthday. Forty or not we should still celebrate.
by jojodio February 8, 2010
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commutourettes

A condition which causes a commuter to scream curses at other drivers - sometimes for no apparent reason.
Bob: "Motherfucker! Pick a lane you stupid douche!
Marc (whispering to Rich): Bob has commutourettes.
by thepipe January 22, 2017
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Commoter

(n) a person causing commotion.
He is a well known commoter.
by Frinkersteiner February 28, 2018
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Commutication

Engaging in effective communication with your significant other while on your commute to or from work.
Babe, I really enjoyed our chat on the way home from work today. That was some amazing commutication.
by BrandingQueen September 23, 2020
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Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle

Peter Parker Principle: With great power comes great responsibility.

Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.
Totalitarian States often fail because of the Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle.

As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.
by M4G1S00 March 29, 2021
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comiit

Jake? Who is Jake? He is amazing

Jake is from TikTok. With the best account called @comiit. He is the best person ever if you think Jake wrote this you are wrong
Jake is cool comiit

Jake is the best cowboy comiit
Jake is amazing comiit
by batzloveiscoolerthanyou April 4, 2021
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commiebakugo

The coolest tik toker ever, you should totally follow them!!! they are so cool.
Commiebakugo is cool
by caaaaaacazzzz April 16, 2021
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