Canadian Trombone

When a person eats someone’s ass and they wear moose antlers and make moose noises.

Omg Brandon come over tonight I want a Canadian trombone and then we can play COD.

by Stretch_Carrot December 1, 2019

Canadian Orgasm

When you have an orgasm and then apologize.

LeAnn (having a Canadian Orgasm): I'm cumming, I'm sorry.

by Salty Giraffe Poo January 1, 2022

canadian coldhole

The act of grabbing snow, shoving it in your significant others asshole, and failing them in the ass until the snow comes dripping out melted.

Coworker 1: hey, how was ur date with suzie?
Coworker 2: it was awesome. We went back to my place and I gave her the canadian coldhole!

by Stupidwhore93 January 11, 2021

Canadian Drumstick

Freezing maple syrup in the shape of a horse cock and plunding it into your holes while it slowly melts then your hole is ready to be fucked and the dick is now a Canadian drumstick

Me and Josh did a Canadian drumstick last night, best tasting head ever

by FrankAndTheBrick420 July 6, 2021

Canadian Bayonet

take your erect penis and put it in a pancake or waffle topped with maple syrup (or day other syrup if you know what I mean). after this is done you add your desired sprinkles or toppings. after the treat is filled around your penis, you feed the Canadian bayonet to your respected partner(s)

We fed the Canadian Bayonet to our bae's

by The long meat man man man October 21, 2016

Canadian Tank

A Volkswagen Beetle, preferably from 1970, with a shotgun welded to the top.

All the children would watch in fear and awe as the Canadian Tank rolled through Quebec.

by Tank Master #29184 December 28, 2013

Canadian cocaine

Some really good Cocaine.

Aleeysha: Yoooo this cocaine is bare mad!
Shahina: Thats some Canadian Cocaine bro, goes hard asf.

by shahinz_bbb June 12, 2021