he is almighty god and owner, creator and divine founder of the universe as we know it.
carlos reigns over all, but his physical appearance is of a flea.
carlos reigns over all, but his physical appearance is of a flea.
*In life threatening situation*
1: CARLOS, SAVE US! PLEASE!
2: I PRAISE YOU CARLOS!
1: WE MUST PRAY TOGETHER!
1: CARLOS, SAVE US! PLEASE!
2: I PRAISE YOU CARLOS!
1: WE MUST PRAY TOGETHER!
by ilovetwitch February 2, 2021
Get the carlosmug. 
A mysterious feller seen once a year by the Chupacabra in Tijuana and known for smoking fat habaneros and sipping mimosas till the Spaniards come home.
Yo last month I met Carlos Abundiz and we smoked fat habaneros and passed out under a jalapeno vine.
by Bolsbonk November 22, 2021
Get the Carlos Abundizmug. The realest nigga out there and has the fattest cock. Carlo isn't dumb but isn't smart, usually skinny but athletic. All the girls love Carlo because of how handsome he is. He is also shy.
by Carlo goat April 9, 2022
Get the Carlomug. Карлос - огромный человек и человек, не позволяйте им приближаться к вам, или они потянут ваш быстрый ...
Омг, что парень Carlo - это все!
by XX69DATBOI69XX November 22, 2018
Get the Carlomug. Someone that makes fun of people looking at what their name means . Also can swap a motor out of any Honda using Walmart brand tools . Sunsets ohhh he posts sunsets btw.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Carlosmug. The perfect male specimen, he attracts all the women. He is charming, smart, brave, did I mention smart?ALL the girls fall for Carlos and he is the hottest man on earth... not even earth, Carlos is the hottest man in the entire universe.
by Impopster March 31, 2023
Get the Carlos Koumug.