used by extreme sportsmen (surfers,skydivers,hang glider pilots ,skiers, etc.). If one does something special and there is no photo or video they are said to have not not followed California rules. Same as pix or it does not count.
by @;) August 21, 2014
When you stuff a smallish box into a free flat rate envelope to defeat the high cost of shipping to far off places.
Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90
by global_shipper December 22, 2018
The Northernmost part of California. Where it's always raining, there are trees everywhere, it's usually cold, people don't like say like like like a million like times like, we don't all surf, we're either rude and introverted, rude and extroverted, or VERY FEW of us are nice and ambiverted. YES. IT EXISTS!! And it isn't just San Fransisco.
Person1: I'm from California!
Person2: Hm, so you must be really good at surfing.
Person1: No. I don't surf.
Person2: You don't even have blonde hair!
Person1: I'M FROM NORTHERN CALIFORNIA.
Person2: Hm, so you must be really good at surfing.
Person1: No. I don't surf.
Person2: You don't even have blonde hair!
Person1: I'M FROM NORTHERN CALIFORNIA.
by NorthernCalifornian101 September 02, 2020
Cumulative stupidity resulting from a potent combination of unjustified entitlement, middling to low IQ, constant unchecked proximity to other vapid airheads, forced upward inflection, and the mistaken feelings of contribution despite providing little to no actual value to society observed exclusively in condescending coastal California dwellers.
Did you hear Rhett ask the whole crew to Google how much 23 grams of Carbon weighs and nobody caught it? God, they're all so California dumb.
by TooLateBlue May 10, 2023
by the eyeball May 14, 2017
Shaq: Yo that girls a snack !
Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !
A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .
Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !
A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .
by Big boy Bob January 09, 2022
by chiefsneef May 23, 2014