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by big daddy poobah June 16, 2017

Old Soul with a New Butthole

Old Soul with a New Butthole is a middle aged man who has his anus medically sewed tighter to be more appealing.

He was just Ray, now he's an Old Soul with a New Butthole.

by LethalSeamen March 6, 2022

butthole cancer

a more humorous form of colon cancer

johhny: dude, my gerbil just died. doc says its from colon cancer.
Johnny: wtf? how did he get butthole cancer?

by tallywacker June 10, 2008

tight butthole

Word used to describe awesome so very awesome, your mom got pregnant with Jesus' baby. To use in a negative sense, you say the word "loose butthole" instead. Other variations include "sexy butthole, inflamed butthole, and stinky butthole." Hell, you can mix it up and add your own adj. to butthole with its own definition.

Kid: "WHOA I JUST GOT AN ACROSS THE MAP TOMAHAWK KILL ON BLACK OPS!"

Kid2: "Damn son, that's tight butthole."

by MrBunbun99 July 10, 2011

Butthole Incineration

To completely incapacitate and obliterate one's butthole.

"Yo dude, how about those kids on Xbox LIVE? MAN HAHA"
"...Complete and utter Butthole Incineration..."

by Mikey Rawling December 22, 2007

puckered butthole

the act of pucking ones butthole or ænêüs lips resulting in a very swollen though not bloody, bubble gum wad for flicking during or after 96ing. sand is typically used as an irritant that is ground in either by hand, mouth, or power tool. but too much sand can and will result in a bloody violin

Wow! Alexis rubbed my ænêüs good with sand while we were 96ing last night ! ive been flicking my puckered butthole all day!

by buttpucker96 October 7, 2016

close your butthole

if i kid in math class keeps farting, tell him to close his butthole!!

CLOSE YOUR BUTTHOLE,so vanessa doesnt have to keep spraying perfume. im trying to do my warmup so could you please close your butthole?

by kcisnotawelse December 3, 2007