When sweat, stray bum hairs and poo from not wiping properly merge together to form a congealed crust like substance known as Bum Rind. This substance often smells of cheese, poo and shame.
"damn boy dont you wiope your arsehole ? Smells like a moudly drop kicked dog shit in here."
"My my, what a fine organic vintage of bum rind. It will go perfectly with these crackers and chutney."
"My my, what a fine organic vintage of bum rind. It will go perfectly with these crackers and chutney."
by bumrind69 August 17, 2017
Get the Bum Rindmug. by Cool Daddy o May 16, 2009
Get the bum taxmug. When a person (mainly female) speaks at such a rate and for so long that they must be inhaling oxygen through their anus to stay alive.
by bigpiece June 17, 2020
Get the Bum Lungsmug. by WalkingThesaurus July 14, 2017
Get the Bum Powdermug. Look at that dirty little prick over there scratching his arse, he must have Bum Grubs (ass maggot or arse maggot). He laid a turd and it was crawling with Bum Grubs.
by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009
Get the Bum Grubsmug. From the UK. Usually aged 18-25, shops at lidl or aldi, lives off government benefits in a council flat in Leeds, has three cheating exes and some have 5 children for the carers allowance money.
The females sometimes have big boobies in order to feed all their kids.
Heavy smoker, highly unattractive and obese, eats ready meals for every meal and washes it down with a 3 pound bottle of wine from the corner shop, has a very unoriginal British name like Sarah or Kai.
A certain comedian I don't know the name of made a song about this. Look up "shopping in lidl song"
The females sometimes have big boobies in order to feed all their kids.
Heavy smoker, highly unattractive and obese, eats ready meals for every meal and washes it down with a 3 pound bottle of wine from the corner shop, has a very unoriginal British name like Sarah or Kai.
A certain comedian I don't know the name of made a song about this. Look up "shopping in lidl song"
A: Sigh. Sharon is such a benefit bum.
T: I know, right? I saw her nicking a lil tots push iron to pay for her ciggies.
A: Oye Oye!! Bloody hell that was my bike I'm gonna bloody kill her!
T: I know, right? I saw her nicking a lil tots push iron to pay for her ciggies.
A: Oye Oye!! Bloody hell that was my bike I'm gonna bloody kill her!
by TheSwaggyHobo November 28, 2019
Get the benefit bummug. by Bum twinkle March 20, 2017
Get the bum twinklemug.