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shit a gold brick

phr. Southernism, used primarily as an exclamation of horror, shock, frustration, outrage, pain or some mix therein. It’s similar to shit a brick, but it’s more creative. It also happens to be one of my grandmothers favourite phrases. Most likely to be uttered if one of the following occurred:
1. Some moron pulled out in front of you on the road.
2. Someone did something extraordinarily stupid.
3. Something broke.
4. A piece is missing from whatever you are trying to assemble.
5. Someone ran into the sliding glass door again.
6. Someone left Legos on the floor.
7. The dog crapped in the house.
8. Your parents caught you sneaking back in at four in the morning.
Jeff: "Shit a gold brick! I shot my self in the foot again!
Jack: "That makes time number three this week, dumbass."
by Dr. Strangehat December 9, 2008
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Donkey Brick

Like a {Donkey Punch} only with a brick. This is usually the best way to "convince" a girl to let you do her in the ass.
She was being stingy, so I had to donkey brick her.
by Daddy Slick May 2, 2003
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brick

1. (noun) A three dimensional building block made out of hardened stone.

2. (verb) To take a massive shit, particularly during sexual intercourse.
"And then after the Frodo and Sam suckfest, just before the credits roll, Sam straight up fucking bricks in Frodo's mouth."

-Randal Graves, Clerks II
by crazy vigilante May 14, 2007
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Brick

Caine; marijuana; 1 ki of weed
by Lehem October 18, 2003
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brick city

Tha livest city in Dirty Jerzee homey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Consists of 5 wards, has an airport, and a busy downtown section. I rep Da Brickz all day every day so hoffa @ cha boi.
I kno a hundred bloodz a hundred crips nikka i'm from New-ark, Newark!
by e February 10, 2005
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Brio Brick

The name for a shit after you had just eaten a lot of pasta.
Named Brio Brick due to the fact that Italians drink brio with their pasta and usually the shit the next day is hard like a brick
Tom: damn man last night after we ate that pizza I laid the biggest brio bricks ever.
by eltsac May 15, 2008
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Brick Squad Monopoly

A group of real niggaz coming together to monopolize the game.
I said my necklace iced out, my left wrist iced out. Wacka Flocka best stay out my lane cause I'm thugged out. Young Money Brick Squad Young Money Brick Squad Monopoly
by timeismonkey November 13, 2011
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