blanket lump

A questionable lump under the blanket.

Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"

Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."

Girlfriend: "Ok then..."

by QuestionablyLumpy November 22, 2015

bum blanket

The scratchy, super low quality grey wool blankets that are passed out to the homeless at shelters and food banks. Some of them look like they've been puked on because of these random colored threads woven throughout the blanket. These ones can also be called barf blankets.

My homie Les, who just recently got housing, used bum blankets as decoration on the walls of his new tiny home. Others who are less fortunate than my homie Les have been known to repurpose bum blankets as a urinal or toilet when appropriate.

by Seatthell November 24, 2024

Blanket bsf

A blanket bsf is a MF that you could cuddle with because their blankets smell like piss juice. A blanket bsf could also be someone who u talk so much shit about but the “blanket” is covering all of the sneaky secrets...
A blanket bsf could be someone who you want to finger you under a blanket 😩🤚🏽.

Bsf 1: ou bsf your blanket smells like piss . Lets cuddle
Bsf2: yeah.. now I am your blanket bsf,

Bsf: finger me under the blankets. 🖖
Bsf2: okay.. I’ll become ur blanket bsf.

by stankasf February 10, 2021

blanket hippie

Typically, someone who seems generally outgoing, and may in fact be, but naps every chance he/she gets. These individuals have locked timed naps to a science.

Man, Stacy was really charismatic at brunch yesterday, but I heard she went straight home to nap before she had to do groceries. She's such a blanket hippie.

by gay_nascar_fan January 20, 2017

Dog blanket

A fucking blanket with a dog having sex

Hey i have a dog blanket she says. Him oh cool

by Thicc nikka April 17, 2019

blanket sneeze

To ejaculate unintentionally or unexpectedly onto a cloth or garment while either asleep or awake.

Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.

by Tao lo ding October 22, 2020

Alpaca Blanket

When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.

If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.

Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?

by TheRealFlow November 12, 2022