by snowsamarai April 9, 2012
Get the beard of zeusmug. When a bearded person gives a rim job. It's like a cross between a tongue wedgie, a vacuum cleaner, and a broom.
Dude, that old biker gave a totally awesome bearded libby last night.
I felt so refreshed after that crazy bearded libby.
That bearded libby cleared my sinuses.
I felt so refreshed after that crazy bearded libby.
That bearded libby cleared my sinuses.
by V. C. Five February 10, 2008
Get the bearded libbymug. The pencil-thin mini-beard worn exclusively by douche bags. Commonly identified by an overly symmetrical, millimeter-thin stripe of facial hair on a guy in an Ed Hardy shirt.
Examples include Ali G, that douchey guy from The Backstreet Boys, and guys who purse their lips for photos. See also "Jersey Shore."
Often accompanied by excessive Drakkar Noir cologne, Overuse of Axe body spray, blingy diamond earrings, and those shaved-in hair stripes, like MC Hammer or Bobby Brown.
Examples include Ali G, that douchey guy from The Backstreet Boys, and guys who purse their lips for photos. See also "Jersey Shore."
Often accompanied by excessive Drakkar Noir cologne, Overuse of Axe body spray, blingy diamond earrings, and those shaved-in hair stripes, like MC Hammer or Bobby Brown.
"A guy sporting a douche beard totally wears bikini briefs."
"Never trust a man who wears a douche beard."
"Never trust a man who wears a douche beard."
by Go-Dog-Go April 1, 2010
Get the douche beardmug. When a male ejaculator, carefully jisms's on the womans overgrown pubic hair, then ripping the glue like combination of the hair, and the jiz, off, and place it on one of the girls eyes. You then proceed to kick the bitch in the shin, and watch her hop around like a one eyed pirate.
by Jose Chavez March 24, 2005
Get the Black Beardmug. The Beard Rule states simply that the ends of a man's hair shall not reach past the tip of his beard -- or his chin if he has no beard -- or he loses his right to the title "man", and instead must be referred to only as "boy".
by Olaf Gjertsen May 13, 2009
Get the The Beard Rulemug. A beard that only shows itself at night, or on rainy days.
They are commonly found on women.
It is closely related to the five-o'-clock shadow.
They are commonly found on women.
It is closely related to the five-o'-clock shadow.
"You have a beard?"
"Yeah. It only comes out at night."
"You mean like a vampire beard?"
"Yes, exactly."
"Yeah. It only comes out at night."
"You mean like a vampire beard?"
"Yes, exactly."
by the meeshinator May 23, 2010
Get the vampire beardmug. Someone who's hair and beard length are the same. Creating an unusual appearance, not unlike a microphone from the 80's. You often wonder where hair ends and beard begins...
by slimbo9 October 2, 2013
Get the bearded wondermug.