The Riley may

When you are fucking a girl (has to be named Riley) and she slips up, accidentally farts causing you to projectile vomit into her throat

Ethan: I was with my girlfriend Riley and we did “The Riley may” it was so sexy.

by She loves gavin August 24, 2021

May 2

The day of the wizarding war two ofc

Harry potter VS voldemort

Raise your wands for all the lives lost on May 2nd

by MiraculourLanaAdrianette April 28, 2021

May 5

If you're born on may 5 that means ur so fucking hot like bro I believe you can get ur fucking crush just by a wink. May 5 is when HOT people are born. Ur also crazy. crazy as fuck. BUT MAN LIKE IM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE UR HOTTER THAN THE BOTTOM OF MY LAPTOP.

"omg my crush is so fucking hot"
"prob born on may 5"
"how tf you know that"

by Ayko < 3 August 9, 2022

May 24

National 3-sum day.

Rail your best friend and her homie cause it’s 3 sum day. Y’all gonna have a wild ride cause it’s May 24

by sovietaxolotl May 22, 2021

Lila May

The greatest BFF anyone could have and also a bit innocently dumb. She's got a beautiful singing voice and will always back you up loadsss

Lila May? Oh she's amazing.

by I'm dying September 28, 2021

May 12

May 12 is cuddle with your boyfriend/girlfriend day

Boy: Heyy, you know what day it is?
Girl: Yesss, May 12, let’s go

by national days of the month :) May 11, 2022

may 29

national be extra nice to your girlfriend day!

bf: hi babe! today is may 29, the national be extra nice to your girlfriend day !
gf: is that a thing?!

by jenofodas May 29, 2021