Boner Riser 

to have your magic stick stand up or rise up when seeing a hot chick.

There was no boner risers at the last PTA meeting.

Boner Riser by redraider67 March 13, 2015

boner owner 

To be turned on by something.

That Irish accent is a real boner owner.

boner owner by Thomoxii May 1, 2015

Boner Yoghurt 

A euphemism for semen

Sam really puts out a lot of Boner Yoghurt, doesn't he?

Boner Yoghurt by Boner Yogurt July 9, 2015

boner canoe 

When a man slides his boner between the lips of a woman's vagina without penetrating. The act of boner canoeing is often done in a pool, river, or lake.

Dude! Look over there, Jared is giving Tina a boner canoe!

boner canoe by BreakBeatDrums August 15, 2015

boner child 

When your mother was impregnated naturally rather than with artificial insemination.

(tick here if you are a boner child).........

boner child by ChildrenOfTheBoner January 15, 2016

Boner Resistant

Someone who is exceedingly ugly or repulsive that you can't possibly be attracted to them. Turning off the lights won't even help this person.

Dude, this chick I saw last night at the club was so ugly, she was boner resistant!

Boner Resistant by 1812marine May 27, 2016

Boner in sweatpants 

A natural but embarrassing reaction to pleasant but surprising events

Guy won the lottery at a funeral and started acting crazy..got a boner in sweatpants

Boner in sweatpants by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016