Similiar to the boyfriend button, only pink with swapped out genitalia. Also does not involve a pink flamingo as that wouldn't make sense.
person A: I pushed the girlfriend button!
person B: Oh god NO! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO PUSH IT ON FRIDAYS!
person A: WHY WHAT HAPPENS IF I PRESS IT ON FRIDAY?
person B: THE MANUAL DOESN'T SAY!!!
person B: Oh god NO! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO PUSH IT ON FRIDAYS!
person A: WHY WHAT HAPPENS IF I PRESS IT ON FRIDAY?
person B: THE MANUAL DOESN'T SAY!!!
by Mr.M$CEO December 28, 2012
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Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average
The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.
Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average
The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.
1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.
by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009
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noun. nuttin'- button
The button at street corners that "switch" the light from green to red so that pedestrians can cross the street, but the button in fact really does absofuckinglutely nothing.
The button at street corners that "switch" the light from green to red so that pedestrians can cross the street, but the button in fact really does absofuckinglutely nothing.
God damn fucking Nutin' Button.
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