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Assault Weapon

Can refer to multiple things:
a. Assault Rifle - a technical term used to describe a rifle with select fire capability, detachable magazine and that fired intermediate cartridge
b. Political term which is used in multiple bans, first started off in 1994 from Federal Assault Weapon Ban, which banned firearms by features and whether firearm can accept s detachable magazine.
Oh gosh we need to ban these assault weapons that have a shoulder thing that goes up!
by anonymous January 12, 2026
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asifutimahuhfootifoot

To travel the foothills of the himalayas with xi jinping
“If i could describe america in one word it’s ‘asifutimahuhfootifoot’, w-excuse me foothills of the himalayas with xi jinping, i had traveled with him for 17,000 miles when i was vice president, and I don't know that for a fact.”
by King of klowns January 14, 2026
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Optical Assault

When someone meat gazes the hell out of you.
You: I was taking a shower after working out at the gym the other day and this dude kept staring at my package.

Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!
by Herbalicious September 28, 2008
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textually-assaulted

When a person is being bombarded with an excess of unwanted, unwarranted, and generally annoying text messages.
Dude, you sent me like 40 messages in a row; you textually-assaulted my phone. Stop.
by fatsouliman December 15, 2014
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jackoff assault

This can be the act of masturbating continuously(several times)until all semen has been ejaculated, or the act of three or more males violently masturbating onto a member of the opposite or same sex.
"I haven't masturbated in a week; time for a jackoff assault"--or--"A couple of us finished her/him off with a jackoff assault".
by darkangel18 May 8, 2015
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Tactical assault manoeuvre

An advanced form of the karma sutra for sadists.
She asked me what my favourite sexual position was? I said I don't do sexual positions I do tactical assault manoeuvres!!! Can also be shortened to T.A.M. Time!!!
by Luciferslube November 30, 2015
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Menstrual Assault

A mental and or physical act in which a person posessing female reproductive organs coerce or physically or mentally force others against their will. Menstrual assault is a form of menstrual violence which includes bullying, hitting, berating or excessive irrational criticism. Unlike sexual assault, menstrual assault goes unreported and continues to occur in public, private and cyber locations. Assailants of menstrual assault are as much aware of their actions as sexual assault assailants.
Johnny is in highschool with low self esteem and is struggling with his sexuality. We think its because he is a late bloomer and suffered menstrual assault in junior high where all the girls kept calling him gay.

"Jenny just flipped out at me in front of everyone at the meeting for no particular reason." "It's not your fault Kyle, you were menstrually assaulted and you should report it to HR. "
by 21st Century Dictionary December 8, 2017
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