angry toilet

a toilet that splashes so hard it splashes the unsuspecting user as he or she is bending up from flushing the toilet.
Dorm room toilets are most common for this because it is in the skematics of them to literally be able to flush a brick down if necessary.

Man! that angry toilet just soaked me on the way out.

by ACE L March 31, 2009

Angry Tuck

When one is forced to tuck their "unit" under their balls towards their asshole for the benefit of a hostile individual. (I.E. Silence of the Lambs)

I was boning this chick until she put a strap-on on and forced me to pull an Angry Tuck.

by Steveo from the gym September 1, 2009

angry kerrnandez

its when you start off llama style move to donkey style,anteater style and last but not least angry goat!

We were doing IT last night and we had 15 females and 1 male getting it done with a jar of peanut butter then we flipped the woman over and put our breifcases on there back right after we we got a funnel and grape koolaid and then we were doing it doggie style and I tried ramming it in her butt and she looked at me and said N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O! All of those are called angry kerrnandez

by ry fry December 7, 2010

Reverse Angry Dragon

When you blow your load on a girls face while she is on her back and it goes up her nose and down her throat. Making her act like an angry dragon all night as she can't get it out.

I gave Steph a reverse angry dragon last night on accident, she kept coughing and complaining all night.

by grizz017 July 17, 2014

Angry Tiny Man

A person of the male gender who is short in size and deeply troubled by the world around him.

The angry tiny man ate through my feet, so now people call me "Stumpy".

by Dark Chaos December 11, 2004

Angry Bitch Pirate

When a girl is giving a guy head while he's standing up, he cums in her mouth and she spits it in his eye. He will let out a grunt after which the girl kicks him in his shin giving him a "peg leg" and watches him hop around like a pirate.

"Last night after I gave Jerry head I gave him an angry bitch pirate and spit that shit in his eye."

by Muttwilliams June 10, 2008

angry rooster

When a male gets a boner (see also erection) and can't get rid of it. Usually it is put down by the common masturbation. (An angry rooster typically hurts.)

I had an angry rooster untill I masturbated... ahh it hurt so bad.

by H4WK1234567 June 23, 2006