Surface AIDS

Super easy going temporary AIDS that you can quickly scrub off or just wipe away with a pre-moistened rag; like 5 minute rice but instead it's AIDS.

I got surface AIDS when I was in the hot tub with the president of South Africa but it was okay because I had a little splish splash after in a puddle and now I feel bright and carefree.

by JLamprey June 23, 2022

Fucking AIDS

When something is not fun or annoying to do.

Dave: I gotta goto the DMV renew my license, fucking AIDS.

by James White the fourth August 12, 2021

Aids muffin

Someone with a muffin tuck who has aids

I cant go to the store without seeing an aids muffin

by Toastees March 19, 2018

kinder-aids

It´s what the AIDS virus is called when a child has it.

Maaskantje, kinder-aids!

by Disease 007 February 26, 2018

revenge aids

When someone crosses you and you have aids then you purposely give them aids in revenge in any form possible (blood to blood, cum to blood, cutting someone and infecting their blood, etc)

"I swear to god if you steal one more dollar out of my wallet I am gonna cut open your leg and give you revenge aids!"

by Grem pls November 13, 2013

Penis Aids

having aids on your penis

"Gosh darn it, I think I have penis aids."

by fnncklrncvklrtov April 26, 2023

Big Aids

A nickname for the superiors. You achieve this after being named Aidan, or Aidyn for 10 years, then you will be promoted to Aids. After mastering the name of AIDS... you will become Big Aids! Big Aids is the scariest of names and if someone is named that... run away and don’t stop running or big aids will give you the big aids!

Me: what’s ur name
Big AIDS: big aids
Me: Oh no! *runs away*

by Ok Ginger December 25, 2019