3 alfie

jim 5 dollars...fuck that.

Ass

by Todd Herpes Itch March 28, 2003

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

See: omegaverb

That lame asswipe must have attended the little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

by Buttspray September 10, 2003

albinoism

albino-ism, religion if u will. To live in the dark and become white with red beedy eyes.

Elias, get some sunshine man... whats with the albinoism!?

Elias, this albinoism is just shit, it wont let me submit cos this 'Example is too short' so i'll crap on a bit..

by mike July 8, 2004

Dylan Alfano

Just a 16 year old trying to make people happy

Dylan Alfano trying to make people happy

by Dylan Alfano April 11, 2019

alfing it

The act of grabbing your partners penis in a way that you create a snout for your face. The goal is to get as close of a resemblance to the 80's sitcom character Alf the Alien as possible.

Friend 1: did you take that girl home from roosters?

Friend 2: you know it bro she was totally alfing it all night long
Friend 1: she's a keeper man

by Drzoey121 April 12, 2017

Alfing

The term used to intend that you wanna smash/bang someone without letting anyone else know

Yo me and this chick are gonna alf tonight!
All my friends were alfing boys at the party...

by chocolate strawberry June 6, 2018

Alfinator442

Alfinator442 is a lazy retard who sits on his xbox all day.

You are an Alfinator442

by Rlillol May 23, 2021