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Hood Hammer

A meaty, fleshy appendage located between the beef curtains of a female slam pig.
Uncle Bobby baby made that clam sing by chewing on her hood hammer. “She is quite the squirter,” he exclaimed.
by Tricky boy January 4, 2022
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thor hammer

when you use your dick to hammer a nail
"Why aren't you walking straight today"
"It's because last night i tried to do the thor hammer and I injured myself"
by stinkyboy123 September 26, 2019
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Alabama hammer

by MTSK January 3, 2022
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Thor's Hammer

the act of one man penetrating another man, missionary style, while holding tightly to the receiving man's erect penis, attempting to "lift the hammer"
Nothing better than working up a good sweat in Gold's Gym, showering off and then Thor's Hammering your spotter...
by Bennjammin July 27, 2018
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Shit-Hammered

Being VERY drunk
"I was so shit-hammered lastnight i dont remember a thing"

"I cant wait to get Shit-hammered tonight"
by Joker22 February 16, 2010
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drop the hammer

Poker terminology.
When someone raises early (usually pre-flop if playing Holdem) just to push other players around, and you just can't take that smug grin on his face, you re-raise a ridiculous amount and "drop the hammer." This most often occurs during a Testosterone Fight, and the object is to make the other player put his testosterone hose away and fold. Since it is pre-flop, this has nothing to do with the cards you have, just plain good ol' fashioned balls.
Sam: I call.
Ryan: I call.
Mike: I call.
Kevin: I call.
Marco: I call.
Matt: I call.
Dana: I call.
Devin: I call.
Dave: Well... I'll just double the blinds so I have even stacks... mwaahaahahaa...
Devin: Fuck that! I'm DROPPING THE HAMMER! All in, bitch!
Sam: Coooold bloooooded.....
by Devin "Freytag" McNasty March 11, 2005
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Thor's Hammer

When you are banging a chick and blow your load on her stomach. She is stuck there until you grab something for her to use to clean up.
"Ha! I left Thor's Hammer on some chick last night and dipped. I bet she was stuck there for awhile unable to move. I am a dick."
by Captain Andy Ghostface December 16, 2013
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