wall ornament

a reject/loner/loser/tool at a social function
usually has their back up against the wall

The man at the party was a total wall ornament, no one would dance to him.

by breezie February 25, 2008

Douche Wall

A row of people who walk really slowely, blocking you from getting to your destination on time.

"I tried to make it on time for my job interview but I got stuck behind a Douche Wall and missed my bus."

by Darkwater J January 18, 2010

wall waste

the people who stand with their arms crossed against the walls at a hardcore show, like a wall flower but more wussy

Hey look at all those wall waste just standing there against the wall grilling the band judgmentally while everyone else is going ape.

by El Phantasmo May 9, 2011

wall coating

the act of continuing to fuck a girl after you came in her vag and thrashing your dick around in it to coat her labia walls in your jizz

dude 1: dude me and my girl had sex twice yesterday
dude 2: did you coat her walls with balls of glory
dude 1: yeah i gave her a perfect wall coating

by socaltrojan88 May 6, 2008

Buy the Wall

It's a double reference to both Game of Thrones and Donald Trump's wall. Anything that we believe will provide safety evermore is a "wall". History reveals with mind boggling repetition that walls always fail. The walls of Nineveh, Carriage, Troy, Constantinople, Rome, Berlin, Jericho, Masada, Hadrian's , and China all fell and most very quickly. We know this, but in spite of this certainty we still "Buy the Wall" hoping this will be the first to work as intended. It won't.

The salesperson got her to Buy the Wall on that extended warranty.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius May 20, 2018

Hairless Wall

A wall without hair.

Person 1: "That wall doesn't have hair."
Person 2: "No, it's a hairless wall."

by VegardLmao March 21, 2021

Wall hop

To not be confused with "Wall hopper/wall hopping." It is a term in roblox used to describe a bug where you can get bonus jump's by flicking your camera and pressing space and holding W

Person 1: The best I can do is 2 wall hops.
Person 2: well I did the 2k studs wall hop challenge.
Person 1: Get a life.

by _igger May 20, 2023