An old man,well past any sex appeal(if he even had any) Who insists on bending over -REAL Obvious to show his sad flat butt cheeks in khakis or other tight pants,at any given opportunity.Usually does this display where women(or men)will be seeing this
by hot Ethel July 1, 2011
Get the Flat ASS Flashermug. A pain in the ass for anyone who has to take them apart. Often causes two people to no longer be friends.
Person 1: pass the flat Lego bricks, please.
Person 2: ok. Just don't connect them together without leaving 1 to disconnect them
Person 2: ok. Just don't connect them together without leaving 1 to disconnect them
by Hortler_the_great April 20, 2018
Get the flat lego bricksmug. This cap is new out of the box and worn fresh with stickers entact. It is worn by one who prentends to show the status of their wealth by taking care of their clothes, keeping their jeans and clothes spotless, and through the fact that they are young hipsters, not all African, however generally from either LA, Northern California, or Brooklyn.
by USucka July 6, 2016
Get the flat -brimmed capmug. South Side Flats is a blood stained, weed smelling, broken down excuse for an apartment complex in Dallas. Do you want to get shot while sitting on your couch? Move here. Do you want your car broken into constantly even when it’s parked behind what is supposed to be a locked gate? Move here. Do you like smelling weed in a smoke free community the second you open your door? Move here. Are you and eight of your closest friends from prison looking to rent out a studio apartment for all of you to live in? Definitely move here. Just make sure you aren’t handicapped, the elevator hasn’t worked for almost a year.
by _Girth_Brooks_ May 24, 2019
Get the South Side Flatsmug. The theory in physics that the entire world is just one large Texas and that Texas is flat. The Flat Texas is propelled through space by jet thrusters fueled by propane and propane accessories. First published by the Arkansonian Flat "Motherfucking" Stanley
by Freedom Burrito August 23, 2019
Get the Flat Texas Theorymug. The most bad ass race car drives found in Pickerington Ohio . Deals with nothing but lights, speed and sound and most definitely their looks. They have their own crew apparel. One member of the frr in particular has serious trouble installing under-glow and can’t talk to girls. On the other hand another member of the FRR buys his girls.
Person 1- you ever heard of the Flat River Racers?
Person 2- yeah! Those are some bad ass mother fuckers !
Person 2- yeah! Those are some bad ass mother fuckers !
by Frr-accountant December 27, 2019
Get the Flat River Racersmug. used in the car biz. for when a customer comes in and picks a vehicle and pays full asking price, and any extras!
by b rain t March 22, 2009
Get the flat lay downmug.