Wheel of Father

When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.

David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.

by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023

Father O'Leary

A now-departed teacher of world religions at Creighton Prepatory School. The most selfless and saintly person I have ever met. A lover of tepid water.

I wish more people were as kind and genuine as Father O'Leary.

by PBCrunch December 01, 2018

god and father of all mankind

Jacob....

I love the God and Father of all Mankind, Lets worship him.

by Lordandsaviour of us all February 23, 2020

born out of you're fathers rectum

you are a piece of shit and likes furry's and genshin players who also likes to jerk to gay black people

you were born out of you're fathers rectum you can't use brain cells

by poitoi from discord September 21, 2022

Father Jokes

They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).

Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."

by The Partygoers! May 20, 2022

Finger father

The man who makes you food at work, makes you feel better about yourself, and supports you through your worst shifts. He saves your life on a daily basis.

"yeah bro, he's my finger father, I don't know where I'd be without him"

by Dock Daddy December 21, 2021

Father fundy

father fundy is used to define the ownership of a child. Father fundy has 5 children. It is cannon

Father fundy adopted me! Now I call him father fundy!! Pog!

by Simping for my bestie June 03, 2022