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being a little bitch 

The opposite of "manning up". Pussy. The opposite of having balls.
Our customer owes us money and rather than call to arrange payments with our boss has gone around him and is being a little bitch.

make me a sammich bitch mentality

The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"

I'm a free bitch 

Lady GaGa's new catchphrase. Can be found in some of her songs on the "Fame Monster" album.
Lady GaGa - Dance In The Dark "...poison...inject me baby I'm a free....bitch. I'm a free bitch."

A Little Bitch

Also known as Little Bitch Syndrome, or LBS. Having Little Bitch Syndrome causes difficulties to operate as a functioning human being and results in one running away from problems, deeming them a little fucking bitch.

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Here are some signs of being a Little Bitch
1. Inability to understand other peoples feelings, concerns, and opinions
2. Indirectly calls one out due to fear of that one's intentions
3. Bringing up one's past to counter another's argument
4. Refuses or avoids settling an argument in person
5. Won't admit their/ a mutuals wrongdoing
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These are only a few signs of LBS. If you know anyone with any of these characteristics, tell them they are a little bitch.
friend 1: "He said he was going to beat my ass. He wouldn't even come talk to me face to face about when I told him to do it."
friend 2: "That's because he's a little bitch."
A Little Bitch by talkingfaxmachine September 20, 2021

ur a fat bitch 

When you're fat and a bitch wow you are really annoying you need to chill and eat less because ur a fat bitch
Person 1: hey dude you grew some weight and you seem to be annoying everybody whats going on?
Person 2: NO IM NOT TAKE THAT BACK BEFORE ILL SHOVE YOU'RE FACE IN THE TOILET
Person 1: ur a fat bitch

a crazy bitch 

Usually a woman that's jealous and might be your ex but also she might cut off your dick :)