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Half-walnut

The rear view of a vagina, available only when a naked hot woman with a thigh gap is standing.
"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."
by Cwuppacwoffee April 3, 2019
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half-shpee

Half-Speak, meaning to only say half of a word. Originated in HMB, CA
"Wuzshuh" = what up
"shluh" = slut
"lickamuhnuh" = lick my nuts
"ohwuhluh" = oh, late!
etc.
by ghettobootie July 23, 2008
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half serious

50% serious. Misunderstood. Serious and kidding simultaneously. Extraterrestrial soul. A madman's 'thought experiment' was simply just a thought. You decide your own level of involvement. Where are the words??? Ambivalent. Lukewarm. Outcast, weirdo, creep, misfit, loner, etc. Inability to conform. Impractical emotion. Not grounded. Lack of Earth signs in an Astrological Natal chart. am always half serious most people are either being serious or not. If being serious was a high school class a half serious person would always have a failing grade. Thoughts and feelings equally. Half(baked)Serious(stoned). Calm down I was only being half serious!!! Serious about being half serious. Nothing left to do laugh at the absurdity of everything. Invent your own meaning because I'm tired and others misinterpret everything I write or say anyways.
Don't get too emotional I am only half serious.
by 0zero0zero0zero0fun February 21, 2021
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Half Jemima

this is the less extreme version of the Aunt Jemima gesture commonly made by some negro women and gay men meaning "don't go there girlfriend uhuh".
The gesture is made by placing one hand on the hip and using the other hand to waggle a forefinger in someones face, whilst concurrently swivelling your neck in the ancient egyptian style.
Damn woman don't you gop giving me no HALF JEMIMA, you aint my mama.
by dave namegah April 8, 2011
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Half-couple

When two people have faithfully submitted themselves to one another, but aren't ready to be in a fully committed relationship yet. Basically, halfway in the couple stage.
Bobbathon: Ayy, whaddup Sammiswa. Are you and Greghora dating?

Sammiswa: Nah, we're not technically dating. We're more like a half-couple. We'll date in a few months though!
by alicethemasterofnekogirls July 14, 2018
mugGet the Half-couplemug.

half bag

hey man i got a dank ass half bag
by Bowl Smoker June 9, 2015
mugGet the half bagmug.

half a jag

Chandra had half a jag on after dinner
by Art vanvelay September 7, 2019
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