Cracker Jacking

Gather a group of friends around a cracker. Get everyone to fap and cum over it. Last one to cum has to eat the cracker and his buddies' semen.

My bro keeps losing at cracker jacking, not sure if that's good or bad.

by Dutchbag July 13, 2012

Cracker Jill

What Cracker Jack became after transgender surgery and she moved into a trailer.

None of his old friends recognized Cracker Jill after the surgery and meth use.

by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016

cracker head

Cracker head: meaning to be an idiot, or troll intending soly to annoy people.

Cracker head:Also meaning to ejaculate onto the top of comeones head into their hair.

That cracker head keeps posting just to annoy people so i banned him.

Jim gave his wife a cracker head.

by Emm Em July 19, 2005

Cracker ass

White person with a flat ass.

Hank Hill has a cracker ass.

by Rowdy Boy2013 June 10, 2017

Cracker Barrel

American restaurant & Kuntry store chain catering primarily to crackers, peckerwoods, rednecks, honkies, po-dunks, trailer trash, hill billies, bubbas, billy bobs, jim bobs, john boys, jethros, cooters, goobers and mostly just whitey.

My civil rights were violated at a Cracker Barrel because I am an African American.

by Jonathan Law September 4, 2008

cracker jack

●A noun used to describe an action as "cool","dope","crazy",or "sweet".(Like the popcorn)

●A term also used for naive caucasian boys.

1.
Friend:"I made out with Jennifer last night!"
You:"That's fucking cracker jack,man."

2.
Douchebag Friend:"Probably got a acceptance letter to Harvard already"
You:"You're a cracker jack"

by wizardswag October 14, 2012

cracker jack

another name for white person

that person is such cracker jack

by Regina flangy September 27, 2005