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Poser

Someone that tries to make himself/herself look subserviant or put upon to a wide audience/crowd (for the image he/she wants to show publicly to gain an army that will combat an enemy), even though behind the scenes a lot of people in their life have done a lot of things for them without having gotten paid or credited for, and haven't asked to get paid or credited for.
He/she lived his/her life as a poser and a coward, and would even admit to being a coward when a large crowd wasn't around since it wasn't an incriminating thing to say about himself/herself, but when a crowd/group/party/gathering that he/she had a reputation with was around, he/she was all of a sudden tough as nails, a walking stick of dynamite, or anything he/she claimed to be.
by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021
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Poser

Someone who tries to take someone else's entire life.
The poser assassinated Jesse then tried to become the next Jesse after his death.
by Solid Mantis January 1, 2021
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Poser Poster

People who reshare your facebook post but did not acknowledge it by liking it
I have a friend, he is a poser poster. He keeps resharing my posts on Facebook because they are good but has never "Liked" it out of decent courtesy.
by Dribee December 7, 2017
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Poser Syndrome

poser syndrome is when one is a beginner at skateboarding and his or her nose and tail is fucked up like a whore
whoa man, you got poser syndrome, you must suck at skateboarding
by Jordon Dornath October 23, 2011
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Pelagic Poser

A dude decked out in top-tier offshore fishing gear - fishing shirt, expensive polarized shades, Olukai flip flops and buff around the neck - but hasn’t touched a rod since that one party boat trip in 2016. Usually found far from any actual water, often at brunch, Publix, or flexing on Instagram with a caption like “Salt Life" next to a retention pond.

Common Traits:

- SPF 50 hoodie with no tan line
- Talks tides, can’t tie a clinch knot
- Sandbar MVP, casting optional
- Uses ‘tight lines’ as a sign-off, unironically
Bro, that guy just pulled up in a lifted Tacoma wearing $500 in fishing gear to buy a sub. Total Pelagic Poser.

If your fish finder is your TikTok feed… you might be a Pelagic Poser.
by Pary Moppins July 1, 2025
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Poser

The incorrect spelling for the word "Poseur". But if you must know, a poser is

pos·er pṓzər
(plural pos·ers)
(n) Someone who poses for a photograph or a work of art.

Look it up.

Although, a 'poseur', if that is what you meant, is

po·seur pō zúr
(plural po·seurs)

(n) A Pretentious Person: somebody who tries to impress others by behaving in an affected way

I'm unsure why people changed the spelling of it, but it is frowned apon. You have just made an ass out of you and me.
1) someone who poses (aka poser)

2) same as poseur (informal)
by Nerdfighter Ninja February 21, 2011
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Cinderella poser

Someone that never really had to fight/work too hard for anything in life, but still wants the image of somebody that really did those things for show to the world.
The Cinderella poser always had someone else come help/save her if the going started to get tough, or if she started to get beat. She doesn't really know anything about loss, which is why she was never a true Cinderella in the first place.
by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021
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