Feminist Catch-22

Lady feminists want to be treated equally, until they are.

And then she was all like: "How could you treat me like that... I'm a woman!"
Feminist Catch-22, amrite?

by mypseudonymisyourpseudonym April 1, 2016

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Hairy Catch 22

Where it's early in "no shave November" and you have to take pictures. You either keep the hair and look like a pubescent boy in the pictures, or shave it off and break the man code.

Man 1: Ah, man! I have to take wedding pics this weekend. I need to cut this peach fuzz off!

Man 2: Bro, it's no shave November. You can't do this.

Man 1: I'm in a hairy catch 22!

by bunshi November 6, 2013

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Catch 22

Something where you cannot win or lose on.

Driving is a catch 22, it is fun and scary at times.

by Mike October 25, 2004

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March 22 2022, is a day where the asteroids align and is considered a doomsday-like 24 hours. Anything you can ever imagine will happen and you won’t be able to stop it. March 22, 2022, is a day in which you cannot live with fear, but rather with preparation. Brace yourselves, because nobody has a clue what’s about to happen.

“Oh no! Today is March 22 2022. I hope nothing awfully strange happens…”

by Anonym005 March 1, 2022

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Catch 22

When 11 men come at you and teabag you all at once. Thus you "catch 22" balls in your mouth. Originated from the literary ignorance of a friend and the twisted perversion of the writer.

"Hey Patrick, want to catch 22?"
"Sure!"

by m0wgli October 15, 2011

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