what the fuck is wrong with you

Dude seriously why are you doing that

Jake!?!? What The fuck is wrong with you nigg? Goddam dough

by MotherfuckerJonesy November 28, 2013

fuck you bitch, it's legal

i can do whatever i want, it's protected by the law.... BITCH

Cashier: you're computer sure is dusty (referring to the purchase of multiple canned air computer duster cans)

Guy: fuck you bitch, it's legal

by gregHA May 25, 2010

I love you more

When I tell him that I loves him more no matter what he says.

I love him forever!

F: I love you more
M: I love you too but more than you do!
F: Yeah right
M: It's true go check Urban Dictionary!

by Bambiii! February 28, 2010

the love i have for you

The love I have for you is unexplainable it's like a fire roaring in my soul that I can not control. The love I have for you is unconditional in my every waking moment I dedicat to you because my love for you is forever and never ending from the day I meet you til the day I die the love I have for you will never die. To my Snowflake

The love I have for you will never die

by gri-zzy December 17, 2017

Do you like Messi?

It is an inside joke in the kdrama fandom, particulary the fans of the kdrama - Weightlifing Fairy Kim Bokjoo. If a female wants her crush to pay attention to her or just be interested in her, then she should ask 'Do you like Messi?' to him. Men generally like sports like football, so it would impress them to find a girl sharing similar interests. That's how it is explained in the kdrama.

"Hey Taehoon, Do you like Messi?"

by chuuya` June 20, 2022

get it how you live

To use the means which are available to you based on your personal life situation.

1.
Liberal White Man: Jamal, what made you decide to sell crack as opposed to other less illicit methods of earning money?

Jamal: Yo mane, I ain't got no education, I ain't got opportunities, out here you gotta get it how you live
Liberal White Man: Ah, I understand. Could I cop a brick?

2.
Angry Black Man: Why do rich people always have to exploit poor people?

Rich Man: Often we find that, that is the most lucrative avenue available to us by virtue of our circumstances.

Angry Black Man: Ah, so I guess you say you gotta get it how you live

by Blackashell September 22, 2011

I'll call you back

1.Usually meaning "why the hell are we still on the phone?" and no I'm really not calling you back you just think I am.

2.You've been on the phone too long talking about nothing.

1."Man, I got to go do the dishes. I'll call you back."

2. "My moms calling me (not really I just want to get off the phone) I got to go before she start actin' crazy, I'll call you back"

by Ashley February 10, 2004