Flobby Baby 

When you roofie a girl and she goes limp, like a bag of dead babies behind an abortion clinic. Followed by having your way with your newly-made catatonic lady friend.

Gary: Hey Ted what did you do this weekend?

Ted: I did the flobby baby on that bitch from accounting.

Flobby Baby by T-Swizzy January 3, 2010

Cringe baby 

An insult to use on your friend when they are being annoying and cringe ... what a cringe baby

Dale your pissing me off stop being such a cringe baby

Cringe baby by Lord and saviour coolandy3 September 20, 2019

golden baby 

When your dick gets so hard it almost seems to glow. Dicks create babies so when you dick is amazingly hard you are going to attempt making a "golden baby" with your amazingly hard ass "golden" dick.

WOW that Brazilian boy has one golden baby!

golden baby by happybum77 March 30, 2008

miracle baby

A person so incredibly stupid that it is a miracle he didn't kill himself in some way that makes him eligible for a Darwin Award.

Joe just climbed the high-tension power tower! I'm amazed he didn't get fried! He's a real miracle baby, isn't he?

miracle baby by meldroc August 5, 2009

water baby

you have sex in the water!
and 9 months later!
you are pregnant therfore it was a water baby
ie conceived in the water

omg!!! im pregnant. and the last time i had sex was in the hot tub

dude, you baby was conceived in the water!omg you are havin a water baby

water baby by simieandjennie August 11, 2009

G-baby 

the baby form of jesus

G-baby was born on Christmas in a cradle by Mary.

G-baby by Fusia 8 March 10, 2009

Jew Baby 

A word used to insult your friend behind their back

“Fucking Jayden, he’s such a jew baby”

Jew Baby by EEEEEE47 May 1, 2021