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honk your cock

I got so excited last night I honked my cock in Walmart and it went everywhere that’s how you honk your cock
by Cumshake February 9, 2018
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Jack 'n' cock

A play on words for Jack 'n' Coke

Meaning someone is so intoxicated that they will do homosexual acts. Usually related to someone getting so drunk on Jack Daniel's whiskey (other beverages will do) that they're willing to fuck another guy or be fucked by another guy.

Usually this is applied to homos-in-denial who just can't comprehend they like dick, so they get that little drunken push to prove they're gay since being drunk can show your true beliefs.
Hey bro, I got my roommate so drunk last night, that I got some jack 'n' cock.
by TheWingedHussars February 11, 2018
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Cock Spindling Butthole

'A nice person'
"Hey dude you're such a cock spindling butthole."
"thanks"
by geotongdru August 29, 2023
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Sam's Cock Sauce

This is Sriracha sauce mixed with ranch dressing, approx. 40% Sriracha and 60% ranch. The most awesome sauce you can put on pizza and other foods.
"Hey can you pass me the Sam's Cock Sauce?"
by GVLOPEZ March 23, 2011
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Atomic Cock Syndrome

A physical disorder or syndrome in which a phallus-having male has orgasms that grow in magnitude and force with every ejaculation. (It's often referred to as ATC.) In most cases, the male's penis eventually becomes supersized, weighing and abundant amount - much more than the normal human spinal cord is capable of supporting. With every ejaculation, he disperses a giant stream of molten, radioactive semen. It is normally more powerful than the force of Old Faithful. This process is fatally damaging to the male, causing him to be drained and dehydrated of 98% of his bodily fluids with each orgasm. Currently, the only "cure" for ATC is, well, death.
"Aw, did you hear about that poor girl on the evening news?! Her dis-mangled corpse was found in the middle of the interstate! The medical services spent two hours recollecting her body parts. They said that what little there was left of her was solidified in cum, and this was apparently after it melted most of her body. They're calling her ground zero for something called "Atomic Cock Syndrome"."
by negro_bert August 29, 2016
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Cock And Ball Torture

When you fucking torture the hell out of some guys cock and balls, for example, penis flattening and testicle rupturing
Hey that guy is a criminal he should receive some cock and ball torture.
by genghis swan April 12, 2021
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