FBS, or Fat Bitch Syndrome, is suffered by very fat, usually disgusting, women.
Instead of becoming shy, docile, and hermetic like most fat women, the woman with FBS has a very different, enigmatic reaction. Her response to being so grossly obese men that never look at her was to become even MORE full of herself than a normal girl. She believes that the reason men avoid her is that "they can't handle this!"
Though the fat bitch is hideously blubberous, she will often still believe that she is, in fact, attractive. This is often because she is still hit on by rednecks, white trash, and hobos, usually at truck stops. You will see frequently her wearing "Babydoll" t-shirts in sizes 3 or 4 below what she actually needs, leading to the DJRP, the Dangling Jelly Rolls Phenomenon.
If you know a woman suffering FBS, don't try to explain the issue to her. You will only be met with exclamations of "Nuh-uh, nuuuuh-uh, boy, you did NOT go there." Avoid at all costs.
Instead of becoming shy, docile, and hermetic like most fat women, the woman with FBS has a very different, enigmatic reaction. Her response to being so grossly obese men that never look at her was to become even MORE full of herself than a normal girl. She believes that the reason men avoid her is that "they can't handle this!"
Though the fat bitch is hideously blubberous, she will often still believe that she is, in fact, attractive. This is often because she is still hit on by rednecks, white trash, and hobos, usually at truck stops. You will see frequently her wearing "Babydoll" t-shirts in sizes 3 or 4 below what she actually needs, leading to the DJRP, the Dangling Jelly Rolls Phenomenon.
If you know a woman suffering FBS, don't try to explain the issue to her. You will only be met with exclamations of "Nuh-uh, nuuuuh-uh, boy, you did NOT go there." Avoid at all costs.
Everyone can think of their own example of a woman suffering from Fat Bitch Syndrome (FBS). If you can't, you either are one, or you're white trash who's too busy feeding the egos of FBS sufferers everywhere to notice.
by alex799 January 12, 2009
Get the Fat Bitch Syndrome (FBS) mug.Diagnosis,based on Harrison Ford's self-centered character in the movie"Regarding Henry," who goes out to buy cigarettes from a liquor shop, gets shot in the head, recovers and becomes a much nicer person upon recovery. A bullet to the head sometimes improves a nasty personality.
Lars: "My boss use to tell me that if I didn't pick-up his dry cleaning before work that I couldn't take my lunch hour.He got in a bike accident a month ago, and now he's like my best friend--- Regarding Henry Syndrome (RHS)!
You: "Duh."
You: "Duh."
by Jangaard May 22, 2010
Get the Regarding Henry Syndrome (RHS) mug.A rare and usually fatal disease of the teenage mind. Symptoms include a desire for kinky French sex with Saint-Just, irrational lust for Saint-Just, and the need to make shitty internet graphics of Robespierre and Saint-Just having gay sex.
Commonly occurs in teen girls, but is not limited to the female gender.
Commonly occurs in teen girls, but is not limited to the female gender.
Random girl on deviantArt: OMG LIKE ROBESPIERRE AND SAINT-JUST BELONG TOGETHER. THEY ARE SUPER KAWAIII DESU!
Doctor: This is a classic example of Saint-Just-ness syndrome.
Doctor: This is a classic example of Saint-Just-ness syndrome.
by rageofmarat July 14, 2011
Get the Saint-Just-ness Syndrome mug.Sargon Derangement Syndrome is essentially Trump Derangement Syndrome, but with Sargon of Akkad instead of Donald Trump.
by J5asddd June 30, 2018
Get the sargon derangement syndrome mug.when someone who is obviosly NOT a body builder is walking with their arms way out beside them and their chest jammed out.
Whats with dickhead?
Oh, he thinks he's tough.
Looks like someones got ILS (Imaginary Lats Syndrom.)
Oh, he thinks he's tough.
Looks like someones got ILS (Imaginary Lats Syndrom.)
by noster April 30, 2004
Get the ILS (imaginary "lats" syndrome) mug.Often caused by playing excessive amounts of Left 4 Dead games or any other zombie games. It is where you get to the point where you imagine what every place you go to would look like, if it were a zombie apocalypse.
Affected: Dude, imagine fighting off a zombie apocalypse in this mall! Aww man, you could even use that display car to escape.
Normal person: Wow, dude you've been playing way to much left 4 dead
Affected: Yeh, I think I've got left 4 dead syndrome
Normal person: Wow, dude you've been playing way to much left 4 dead
Affected: Yeh, I think I've got left 4 dead syndrome
by Apocalypso January 26, 2010
Get the Left 4 Dead Syndrome mug.A very serious and harmful disease mainly acquired through white boys usually at the age of 8-16. Very similar to Tourette Syndrome, CNS is when people have the urge to for some reason speak, act, and behave like a black person (im not racist by the way). Annoying to some because they cannot stand the sight of someone being what there not, it is a very serious disease, and must be noted that it compulsive, so it is uncontrollable. CNS has spread fast, and is now known to have taken host to 1 billion little white boys.
Franklin: Yo nigga whats poppin?!
LaQuef: Shut up you lil white boy!
Franklin: Sorry sir, i have Compulsive Nigger Syndrome (CNS).
LaQuef: My bad, my bad, go about now...
LaQuef: Shut up you lil white boy!
Franklin: Sorry sir, i have Compulsive Nigger Syndrome (CNS).
LaQuef: My bad, my bad, go about now...
by Torry Corps October 31, 2011
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