fuck a new cunt up

Someone who breaks everything

DAD IVE BOST ME NEW BIKE"YOW'D FUCK A NEW CUNT UP"

by Thatchers and Black December 9, 2020

Cunt-a-long

When a come-a-long slips

“Why is the apprentice being a lil bitch?”
“Cunt-a-long slipped.”
“Say no more”

by 5 percent nick March 23, 2019

Cunt

Stupid fucking jew

Nuke those cunts before they nuke us!

-Gaza, Palestine 🇵🇸

by ResidesInPortland January 1, 2024

Cunt Umbrella

1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.

2. An insult to demean lesser males.

1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"

2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"

by Zabuckeo January 6, 2014

Colchester Cunt

Somebody from Colchester, who is an arsehole and has noncy tenancies

Person a: "Oh, we have a new staff member have you met him?"
Person b:"oh Alex Davies? He's such a Colchester cunt!"

by Paul root August 10, 2025

cunt-struck

struck by the beauty of a girl/woman/female. A positive term for beauty.

I was cunt-struck when I first saw her.

by ultra funkular February 5, 2020

Namaste Cunt

A person who's spiritual journey towards awakening and/or enlightenment went so far as to expand their spirituality but unfortunately stopped just short of shedding the relevant part of their ego and instead only made it bigger through over identifying with their new inflated sense of self as a 'spiritual being'!.

How many namaste cunts does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, ask Chad, he just did 5-Meo DMT, and now he's a Shaman!'. 'Karen needs to get a job, 10 Ayahuasca ceremonies and she thinks she can manifest whatever she needs but I'm always paying at Jamba Juice wtf - namaste cunt!'. ' I don't want to be a namaste cunt but - i'm really still trying to integrate that past life healing.'

by Hazzah - 111 May 20, 2024