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one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.
"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."
by Farfox5 November 7, 2014
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one direction

the band in my time one direction were just having fun and horrible dancers
by taylorswift.13 December 14, 2023
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one direction sexual

hi what’s your sexuality?
oh i’m one direction sexual
by one direction whore December 30, 2020
mugGet the one direction sexualmug.

Twenty One Pilots

The gayest band on this earth. It consists of Tyler Joseph, who is a kitchen sink, but nobody knows what that means and Josh Dun who's putting on a drum show. They don't wanna be heard, they wanna be listen to. They're trying to collect all twenty one pilots. Tyler has a pet cheetah in his basement, his name's Jason Statham. Also they can't sleep. Basically That's the only thing they sing about. They're pretty cool people.
Person 1: HAVE YOU HEARD BREACH BY TWENTY ONE PILOTS? THE END OF THE TRECH SAGA IS INSANE. CLANCY BECOME A BISHOP?
Person 2: the only one insane thing is you
by anonymous October 4, 2025
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You stupid for that one

Generally a way to give props without full acknowledgment, used in situations where a joke has just been told however the idea of the joke is so out there that it is unexpected however still funny

It is heard a lot more in ghetto areas not so much on the internet
:I don't like her but she wanted my sausage so I took her to the wienerschnitzel

:Bro you stupid for that one lmfao
by Index ferny January 2, 2021
mugGet the You stupid for that onemug.

Moe Dockis One

The cutest cat ever, an all white cat with three black dots on its head and has an all black tail. Moe Dockis Oneis adorable, hilarious, etc😺😸😹😻😽🐱🐯🦁
Oh wow that’s not Moe Dockis One, I feel bad for you because you don’t have her. LOL!!! 😂😂😂
by Moe Dockis Ones Owner October 1, 2018
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take one please

that note you see on candy bowls on halloween
it said "take one please!" but you know theres always that one kid who doesn't listen
by starry da great December 20, 2024
mugGet the take one pleasemug.

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