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cunt

you
u r a cunt
yes I know
by Jupiter booty May 10, 2018
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Cunt

Someone who is ridiculously, intolerably, horrible and dramatic. This should be used when "bitch" just doesn't do justice.

"My Aunt Marianne single handedly poisoned my grandma against me, she's a fucking bitch.

"No...she sounds like a fucking cunt."
"My Aunt Marianne single handedly poisoned my grandma against me, she's a fucking bitch.

"No...she sounds like a fucking cunt."
by AllieKatMeow June 18, 2018
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Cunt

Cats underneath norwegian tables.

There are three meanings for this word, the first not a little disgusting, the second very mean and the third the one im gonna be telling you about.

First meaning: a females vagina.

Second meaning: the most offensive and baddest swear word out there, behind nigger of course. Basically calling someone stupid or annoying.

Third: cats underneath norwegian tables.

This meaning dates back to the 16houndreds, back when naughty kitties snuck abroad by getting under norwegian tables. Nowdays it means saging some to go back their country, because of the cat travelled abroad so he is foreign.
"You're such a cunt" bob annlun to shara.

"Oi that's not very nice! You should be ashamed!!" shara responded angrily , feeling hurt.

" No I mean cunt, not 'cunt'. You know fuck off out of my country "he explained.

" Thats worse" she responded blankly.

Even still, I agree with bob.
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cunt

When you are serving cunt, you are giving a performance of your life. You do not literally have to be performing. You are the moment. Everyone wants to be you. You are magnificent. When something is cunt or cunty it is fierce. It is the it thing.
"Oh my god! Icon! You are serving cuuunt!" "You look so cunty! Yes, good for you!" "That is cunt!" "Give me cunt, darling!" "Giving us cunt!"
by greenee420 April 9, 2024
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
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Canker-Cunt

A female who either has a nasty-ass pussy from being a whore or a bitch who has canker-like sores on her pussy, also from being a whore.
I love my sister, but she really is a fuckin canker-cunt!
by LilosLingo September 4, 2015
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peddle assisted cunts

Single/groups of cyclists on the road.
The PAC’s (Peddle assisted cunts) were taking up the whole road.
by i want to break free February 24, 2024
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