Cheesed

To feel intoxicated and paralyzed without the use of drugs or alcohol (but usually with the use of dank memes)

Samuel was unimaginably Cheesed after eating six bags of Swedish fish and nearly overdosing on memes.

by Don Lentile June 30, 2016

cheesy baby

amber and gee's impression of WEEZY BABAY
after hes eaten a packet of cheesy crisps.

DANG HE JUST ATE A PACKET OF CHEESE AND ONION HE MUST BE CHEESY BABY!!

by gegegegegegegegegegegegegegege March 2, 2009

cheesed

confused in such a fasion that may allow a person to display negative emotions

"Dag-nabbit!! That really cheeses me off.!"

by airbauer February 4, 2005

Cheesy Slip

When someone slips on cheesy nachos, proceeds to slide for quite a while then ends up with nasty cheese residue on their pants much to their displeasure.

Similar to a Muddy Slip.

Stuart: Stop ruining this (horrible) movie Blue Streak.

Me and Dan: It's totally gay.

Me(quietly): Time to lay a cheesy trap.

*MASSIVE CHEESE SLIDE ACROSS THE CINEMA*

Stuart: For fucks sake man......... *huff*

Me and Dan: AHAHAHAHA.... Christ, now that's a Cheesy Slip.

by Henry Helsinki June 12, 2008

Cheesy Special

A slice of bread with crisps (preferably prawn cocktail) on, topped with two cheese slices, the final piece of bread then microwaved for 20 seconds. Add a firm press as a finishing touch.

I'm starving. I know... I'll have a cheesy special.

by boyward December 18, 2008

cheefe

This occurs when a queef (vaginal flatulence) combines with a chafe (the act of skin rubbing, resulting in a rash). When a lady queefs so hard that it chafes the vaginal lips it is known as a "cheefe".

My husband is hung like a mastodon. If I don't use the special lube, I will let out a loud, painful cheefe. And he'll laugh, he doesn't understand lady problems.

by phillycheez March 3, 2011

cheeser

A fart

UUUUUGH. I smell a cheeser.

by uDefs November 8, 2014