Tae Kwon Do

A yellow-dyed belt for 40 fucking dollars

Hey John, are you taking Tae Kwon Do lessons this summer?
Nah, it's pretty much a ripoff. The senseis are only in it for the money, and the belts are too pricey.

by UrbanCommision June 2, 2018

Do what you want

Said by a woman to a man meaning ‘don’t actually’ or ‘the real answer is no’.

“Can I put a sticker on the car?” He said. She replied, “Do what you want.” He did not do it because he knew he would be sleeping on the couch

by AlexaJj August 31, 2025

Doing the Splits

means to bow down or split your morals to get money. Mostly used against women who speak their mind and people do not agree

Another day and another “legend” doing the splits on it for the yearly TKO gift basket… 🥱

by thelostcauseofwords September 24, 2025

Doing a Loba

Doing is excellent job at procrastination when faced with the delegation of responsibilities.

Thats not my job, im doing a Loba.

by YorkshireD August 19, 2021

Doing a Otto

Moving somewhere and losing all your gains.

Adam moved to Habo and lost his gains. He is doing a Otto

by xXMineCraftKidXx November 28, 2017

Doing Backflips on it

A Tiktok term to describe someone that's glazing/dick-riding another person so hard that they are in fact doing backflips on it.

"Bro's doing backflips on it."

by m5gnolia April 15, 2024

Do not attempt

How Vonage captions their "people do stupid things" TV ads to cover their a**es legally.

Note: This blonde lady actually DID know better than to enter the water to play with the "dolphins", and fake shark-fins were used in the production of this advertisement. Do not attempt in real life.

by QuacksO November 2, 2018