An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor
by ThunderSpider July 17, 2017
It's another absurd way of saying a dick which spurts out cum or sperm whichever. It's not actually purple but you get the jest.
by TequilaPrep September 16, 2009
n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
by Birdielin14 August 21, 2006
1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.
2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "
" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "
" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
by Adel7 November 29, 2007
get your head out of your bum a non vulgar way to tell someone to get their head out of their ass meaning pay attention to whats going on around you
by bluebear February 28, 2020
The type of person who steals your last cracker but is not all that bad because he/she pins condoms to the wall so you don’t forget.
by Rikogordsberry February 07, 2019
Pull your head out of your ass and start doing something about obvious problems you are responsible for, you ingrate!
by krg August 21, 2007