a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
Get the Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethramug. While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
by Mythattak May 22, 2017
Get the one sock, two shoes cruisemug. by FlawdaShet February 28, 2024
Get the Blue onesmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>10.457.-2215-2219 Is Addicted To "There is just one thing'"<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Learning To Interpersonally Communicate Is One Thing But Not Getting Out Of People's Lives Will Get You Killed For Not Doing So
Learning To Interpersonally Communicate Is One Thing But Not Getting Out Of People's Lives Will Get You Killed For Not Doing So
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
Get the Learning To Interpersonally Communicate Is One Thing But Not Getting Out Of People's Lives Will Get You Killed For Not Doing Somug. 
A minor Australian political party primarily catering to xenophobes. A source of ongoing embarrassment to the rest of the Australian population, who spend election season quietly praying for the party's prominent members to be dragged underwater by a saltwater crocodile.
I was gonna ask Kevin to be my FWB and somftycimm, but then I heard he's voting for Pauline Hanson's One nation.
I could never suck the nuts of a one nation voter, fr
I could never suck the nuts of a one nation voter, fr
by Not A Crocodile April 17, 2025
Get the Pauline Hanson's One Nationmug.