Jacob Black

The hottest mythical creature of all time, but extremely overlooked. Total Gryffindor/Hufflepuff and a loving friend, lover, brother, father, son...you name it. Totally way better than Edward.

“Jacob Black is so gorgeous!”-Everyone with common sense

by SilverTheWof December 25, 2020

Black paper

Japanese nori, sea weed paper.

!: hey man, do you have black papers?
?: oh yea, i do. get this.
!: thanks man, gonna make Sushi roll.
?: awsome!

by masay November 3, 2011

Black

A colour to call somoene

Hey dude Brandon's really fucking black
He's so black omgg

by your neighbourhood black man January 12, 2024

black bison

stage after blue waffle, it is so hairy and black that it looks like the head of a bison

she was so wrecked, and it was a black bison

by blackbison July 8, 2012

Black hammer

When someone is aggressive and/or intense about something

I just black hammered the shit out of my laundry

by Shocker plus April 5, 2019

Blacking Off

Blacking Off is a form of autoeroticism in which a black person sexually stimulates their own genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. Stimulation may involve the use of hands, everyday objects, sex toys, or more rarely, the mouth (autofellatio and autocunnilingus). Blacking Off may also be performed with another black sex partner, either blacking off together or watching the other black partner Black Off, known as "Mutual Blacksturbation".

A job? Nah fam, I bet that Nigga be Blacking Off.

by Bobblesworth Von Spankleton November 12, 2025

Little Black Dress

Little Black Dress (LBD) refers to a character who, like a little black dress, "goes with anything." These are characters who are easily paired with almost any other character, including crossover characters from other fandoms.

Also known as the Fandom Bicycle ("everyone gets a ride"), the Launcher of a Thousand Ships (a reference to Helen of Troy), or the Cargo Container (gets shipped everywhere).

Person 1: Yo bro, what character do you think is a Little Black Dress?

Person 2: I think It's.. Kim Dokja.

Person 1: I know! People even ship him with other people that isn't even in his universe..

Person 2: Really?! Like who?!

Person 1: Huh.. Some examples could be Gojo Satoru, and.. Sung Jin-Woo.

Person 2: One comes from the same studio that adapted ORV and another one is a different genre of comics AND animation.. Wow.

by aaaaaaanoooooonnnnnn September 30, 2023