Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

One Fail Swoosh

To absolutely remove something from existence in the most chad way possible.

I obliterated that line of coke in One Fail Swoosh.

by 330Technician March 4, 2021

All Stars Burn As One

The Anthem of the Galactic Republic. One of the best fucking star wars songs out there.

Lyrics:
Galactic Republic,
Star Systems United.
Under our flags,
All Stars Burn As One.
We will fight to protect,
Always will protect,
The laws of our democracy.
We will not be ruled by thy,
Who seek to destroy,
Who seek to destroy,
Who seek to destroy,
Our lordly democracy!
Ruled o'er by the people!
Voices that will always,
That'll always be heard!
Galactic Republic,
Star Systems United.
Under our flag,
All Stars Burn As One.
For Eternity!

by CC-8826 July 14, 2023

Hole In One

When you are in the act of masturbation and when you finally ejaculate, the jizz goes in the air and lands straight into your bellybutton

When I beat my meat last night i totally got a hole in one.

by Wankotron2002 September 27, 2018

That one teen

They stay in their room all day. You have no idea what their doing.. dont think about it too much..

Friend: hey have you seen that one teen?

Person: nah. where have they been..?

by 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝.𝙙𝙮𝙡𝙖𝙣 April 20, 2020

you one of those

A person that can be lame at times or be a goofy. Usually names start with a T, C, M P.
They are big phone heads BTW.

Conor my boy , you one of those !

by Bartolemuo April 18, 2019

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

This was the order by the antagonist Big Smoke in the game GTA: San Andreas. This only appears during the Mission "Drive-Thru".

CJ: I'll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: I'll take a number 9 just like his.
Sweet: I'll get a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

by BlepgTheAcuraNSXGuy2018 December 16, 2022