anal cock lick

licking an shit covered penis after insertion into the colon

i anal cock licked your mom last night

by dansex69 August 24, 2006

Cock Yard Spinal

Whilst outside, give a girl anal while she's doing a head stand. Works best in fall where the crunchy leaves on the floor make a delightful crunching sound, like that of the chicks spine.

I took a walk with your mom last night and, since the leaves were so nice and crunchy, i decided to give her a cock yard spinal.

by Jayjay Muggs October 18, 2006

chief big cock

Authoritative man with a large cock.

Why would she say no? After all, he was Chief Big Cock.

by Leahann October 11, 2006

cock sausage

A bad nasty person
Someone who you do not like
A person who constantly does stupid things

Quite being a cock sausage.
Man is Andrew a cock sausage.

by prankfurter November 7, 2003

cottage cock cheese

When a girl is passed out after partying, and some guy milks his cock until he spurts all over the passed out girls face. she doesnt wake up until the next morning and the dried jiz on her face is very thick and chunky old, similar to the contents of cottage cheese.

Fuck Jenny! This is the second time this week i have woke up with cottage cock cheese all over my face. You told me you wouldnt let Bobby Joe blow his load on my face if I passed out!

by MotherFugginTshizzle January 6, 2007

Colorado Cock-slap

FACT: A Colorado Cock-slap is a phenomenon that occurs in Jeeps all over Colorado. Performing a Colorado Cock-slap is rather simple. Step one, hold back your beard so that your pud is exposed. Step two, have a female specimen perform road head. Step three, drive off road, preferably on a very rocky trail. Note, be sure she has a mouth capacious enough to handle your girth/prevent biting. Step 4: Enjoy your off road head and drive with enough vigor such that her head slips off your penis causing it to swing around and hit her in the face (Colorado Cock-slap).

Brendan- I was on my way to Steamboat and I Colorado Cock-slapped her.

Jeff-Oh Karioka!

Brendan- Hey Jeff did you get a Colorado Blowjob?

Jeff- Na, I took her to the mountains and Colorado Cock-slapped her instead.

by oldchub April 9, 2011

Future Cock Block

Future Cock Block (FCB) is a term used when another male tells a perspective female something that will forever destroy his chances with said woman. Anytime in the future when the man tries to hook up with the woman, he will be denied.

"Dude, I told Jackie you slept with some random fattie. She has a b/f now, but if she's ever available, I think I've future cock blocked you."

by Recipient of a FCB January 29, 2009