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Fuck off

A competition between two woman to see who can fuck the most people over a pre determined set period of time. Standard rules use a 1 to 1 ratio, every person you fuck gets you 1 point, the woman with the most points at the set end time is the winner. You can only get 1 point for each person you fuck. Fucking the same person twice does not get you extra points. In order to for a fuck to qualify it must be a person you have not previously fucked within the time period, they must cum at least once, and must be verified by either an timestamped photo, or witnessed by a certified neutral party. Some regions forbid one person fucking both participants, and the point only going to whomever fucked them first, this is a rules that should be determined before the time period starts.
The sigma house has been clashing with the theta house for too long, I heard if they can’t come to a resolution soon the presidents might have to resort to a fuck off. Both of them will have to fuck as many different people during the next semester. Whoever loses will have to give up their house and transfer schools.
by Db.on.db August 4, 2024
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Wife's off

When your wife is off to bed in a sexual way.
Turn the wife's off------ buy her chocolates and give her wine....she'll be off in minutes
by goat your friend June 23, 2016
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Shits wacking off

When something is amazing and is just hitting different
Hey Connor, What do you think about these visuals?

Connor: shits wacking off
by operation fiscal jackhammer April 11, 2021
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Hard off

Beastin’
Obsessive

Desperate

Usually for money.
When your drug dealer constantly hitting you up that they got ‘fire’ when it’s always garbage.

They got you up for the 18th time in 3 days ‘yo come through. I got that fire’
‘Nah man. I’m good. Are you really that hard off for my money’

When your one friend is always dressed with some flashy accessory or piece of clothing.
‘Are you really that hard off to make some kind of first impression

When you borrow $5 from your coworker because you left your wallet home. They text you that night reminding you. Then first thing when you get in the next day

‘Yo you got that $5’
‘Yeah just gotta get change when we stop at Quick Chek’
Before you can get your wallet out when you get back to the truck

‘Yo were you able to get change’
‘Shit man. Are you really that hard off for $5’
by Longstrides March 27, 2020
mugGet the Hard offmug.

Off the Mark

A hilarious comic panel by Mark Parisi. Running from September 1987 to the present, Parisi has been making the cartoon since he was in his mid-twenties, and he's still going strong after more than 35 years. With more than 12,000 panels to look through, you'll never be bored again.
Off the Mark is so funny. I swear Mark Parisi never runs out of ideas.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 18, 2023
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Kirk off

A mean version of buzz off relating to star trek
(When a bird is anoying)
Kirk off” Crow!
by The_horlzon May 17, 2025
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