by Yanooo. December 20, 2023
by bzushejwiwiwkwiw January 17, 2018
WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!
P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless
P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless
- Hey, what day is it?
- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!
- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!
- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!
- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!
- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!
- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!
by gcage June 14, 2023
by A fucking fagget June 05, 2019
Used whenever a situation is annoying like Trump. "Like Trump" can be used with any negative emotion such as frustrating, saddening and the list goes on.
"Martha, stop complaining so much, it annoys me like Trump"
"Dude, I simply can't get this girl to notice me, it frustrates me like Trump"
"Dude, I simply can't get this girl to notice me, it frustrates me like Trump"
by Fearlize February 05, 2017
Pulling out and ejaculating on a woman’s Breasts, then spreading your sauce around with your penis before pulling out your chest hair and garnishing your creation in a salt bae fashion
That bird I met off tinder, she’s a bit of a goer, I was was cooking like Pozniak after a first date.
by VinceVegas May 12, 2021
When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.
I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.
by VinceVegas January 24, 2020