Cunted

When a cunt gets outcunted and suffers the consequences of acting the cunt.

"Jim, the cunt, keyed the neighbours car but got savaged by their guard dog! He got cunted!"

by WillyTheSmink April 7, 2024

Cunt

Can't understand normal thinking

The PottySquad are a bunch of cowardly cunts.

by anonymous January 4, 2021

Front cunt

When the slit creeps up the front like a snail trail.

I punched Lucy in the front cunt!

by eddy September 19, 2017

CUNTED

when you’re absolutely fucked, completely shit faced, you’re just so fucking cunted that you tweetus deletus

Swaggersouls said: *it's 5am and I'm absolutely cunted*

by sunromantic March 23, 2019

cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)

man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon

by salviesez May 10, 2021

Cunt strap

A cunt strap is amazing word for a females underwear

As men struggle to determine what you call female underwear there is now a word you are welcome
Creater : Dylan the big cock friend
Also Teoman you stink u cat piss prick

“Hey sue what’s that in your drawer
“Oh it’s my new cunt strap”

by The abuse bastard October 5, 2019

Bloody Cunt Muncher

Someone who frequently eat a lot of period blood off the female flower. I short a version of this would be a real man.

Man 1: Your a bloody cunt muncher
Man 2: Because I’m a real man and I did t with your mum last night nigga

by Mr Wet Pickle likes to Fiddle July 7, 2018