Don't Dick Wolf Me Now

A phrase you say or think to yourself when you are reading a book or watching a movie/tv show and it is about to end without resolving the main conflict.

Dick Wolf is the creator of the popular tv program Law & Order that often ends before you find out what happens to some of the characters. Just as you think it will be answered, a black screen flashes with small white words centered on the screen reading "Created by Dick Wolf"

"Don't Dick Wolf me now, dude... I have no idea if he actually murdered all of those people or if he imagined it all...."

or

Please don't Dick Wolf me, I hate unclear endings.

by RedBeard53 March 20, 2009

Your City Gave Me Asthma

Depression, utter sadness

Me: Oh yeah I like Your City Gave Me Asthma

My friend: Are you ok?

by Wilber Soot May 5, 2021

ca me fait triste

French for "that makes me sad"

My mum didnt put enuf cheese on my sandwich - ca me fait triste : (

by Stephanie7788 October 19, 2006

respect me girl

i woman that thinks womens rights accually exist

hillary clinton is a respect me girl

by cool kid 6969 January 20, 2010

part me hair

When you want to go for a number two, you are in fact going to 'part your hair'.

"Bloody kebab. I'm off to part me hair."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

at least buy me dinner first

1. the response when somebody fucks you in a non-sexual way

2. the response when an unintentionally sexual activity occurs in a non-sexual setting

1.
*teacher hands back essay with a D-*
"at least buy me dinner first"

*car mechanic gives you a repair estimate*
"at least buy me dinner first"

2.
*tsa agent pats your groin down*
"at least buy me dinner first"

* gastroenterologist begins colonoscopy*
"at least buy me dinner first"

by jigtigglybitties October 18, 2018

Is my FBI agent spying me ?

Yes, I'm spying you.

Don't forget to clear your history search pal.

Imagine typing on urban dictiannory

" Is my FBI agent spying me ? "

bro u serious ? Hell yeah I'm spying you. Thought we were pal, all the memes you liked 'bout me!
bro ur so fake dude 😐😔👊

When we gotta watch these cartoon chicks with big chest btw ? I'm bored asf.

by xFBIagent69x July 2, 2020